Animals
World’s Deadliest Spider Found In Supermarket
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Under a crate of bananas originating from South America, a supermarket worker discovered a spider so deadly that the UK supermarket had to be closed until the creature was hunted down.
25-year-old Kate Whitmore said, “I looked down and noticed this thing. I screamed for my supervisor,” the shop worker told the [Daily Mail of London]. “I’m not usually scared of spiders, but it was huge and creepy and had long hairy legs.”
Animal welfare workers were brought in to hunt down the Brazilian Wandering Spider, a species so deadly, it is credited with killing more humans than any other species of spider. It has even earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most venomous animal in the world.
A worker from the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was called in to capture the hairy legged beast. “It was very aggressive and trying to go for me when I was putting it in the box, it was really jumping around and trying to attack me.”
Comedy
White Rabbit
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The crew of the Star Trek: TOS set to Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” with an emphasis to mind-altering substances.
Prank
Powerbook Start up Sound Prank
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How long does the startup sound of a powerbook really last? Apparently for the people in this library…a little too long!
Comedy
You Suck at Photoshop 6
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Donnie’s four day hold-up at the airport makes for some heavy duty Photoshop diversion.
Bizarre
Cement Blocks for Sale
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Posted on Craigslist last summer:
8x8x16 Cement Block – $1
I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8″x8″x16″. They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I’m asking $1.00 per block.
You pick them up and move them yourself.
Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fucking price? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.
You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don’t fuck with me!