Celebrity

PETA’s Worst-Dressed Celebrities of 2008

February 21, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has named its worst-dressed celebrities for 2008.

Aretha Franklin has topped the list because she continues to wear fur. PETA wrote of the chunky diva, “Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform ‘I Am The Walrus’ by The Beatles.”

Other celebrities on the list included Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss and Kylie Minogue.

Androgynous rocker Marilyn Manson was also named for wearing leather pants. PETA said, “As if wearing dead animals isn’t foul enough, Manson says that he wears his cow-skin pants 24/7, only peeling the smelly things off to have sex. That alone should be enough to tarnish leather’s dated sex appeal.”

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Comedy

White Rabbit

February 21, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment

The crew of the Star Trek: TOS set to Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” with an emphasis to mind-altering substances.

Prank

Powerbook Start up Sound Prank

February 19, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment

How long does the startup sound of a powerbook really last? Apparently for the people in this library…a little too long!

Comedy

You Suck at Photoshop 6

February 16, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment

Donnie’s four day hold-up at the airport makes for some heavy duty Photoshop diversion.

Bizarre

Cement Blocks for Sale

February 15, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment

Posted on Craigslist last summer:

8×8x16 Cement Block - $1

I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8″x8″x16″. They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I’m asking $1.00 per block.

You pick them up and move them yourself.

Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fucking price? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don’t fuck with me!