Comedy
White Rabbit
February 21, 2008 | Filed by Boner | 
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The crew of the Star Trek: TOS set to Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit” with an emphasis to mind-altering substances.
Prank
Powerbook Start up Sound Prank
February 19, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment
How long does the startup sound of a powerbook really last? Apparently for the people in this library…a little too long!
Comedy
You Suck at Photoshop 6
February 16, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment
Donnie’s four day hold-up at the airport makes for some heavy duty Photoshop diversion.
Bizarre
Cement Blocks for Sale
February 15, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment
Posted on Craigslist last summer:
8x8x16 Cement Block – $1
I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8″x8″x16″. They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I’m asking $1.00 per block.
You pick them up and move them yourself.
Please don’t waste my fucking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinderblocks, for fuck sake. You don’t need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these fucking things as building material. That’s what they’re for, you fucking idiots. Now listen, we’re all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that? You don’t have to tell me what you’re building. I don’t give a fuck. I’m not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don’t give a fuck. I just want to get these fucking things off my property. So if you want them, get the fuck over here with some money and take them. The next fucking moron that emails me with “I’m building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if…” The answer is NO. Come get the fucking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how to do masonry, don’t you think I’d be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half fucking price? What the fuck is wrong with you people? The next one of you fucking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullshit is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.
You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don’t fuck with me!
Bizarre
Call Center Berates PC Buyer
February 15, 2008 | Filed by Boner | Leave a Comment
A Panamanian call center rep insults an American customer trying to buy a computer. When the customer tries to bail out of the deal when he learns the PC does not include a pair of speakers, the rep starts calling him a little pussy girl.
This might be bullshit, but we’ll let you decide.