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		<title>World&#8217;s Deadliest Spider Found In Supermarket</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under a crate of bananas originating from South America, a supermarket worker discovered a spider so deadly that the UK supermarket had to be closed until the creature was hunted down. 25-year-old Kate Whitmore said, &#8220;I looked down and noticed this thing. I screamed for my supervisor,&#8221; the shop worker told the [Daily Mail of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Under a crate of bananas originating from South America, a supermarket worker discovered a spider so deadly that the UK supermarket had to be closed until the creature was hunted down.</p>
<p>25-year-old Kate Whitmore said, &#8220;I looked down and noticed this thing. I screamed for my supervisor,&#8221; the shop worker told the [Daily Mail of London]. &#8220;I&#8217;m not usually scared of spiders, but it was huge and creepy and had long hairy legs.&#8221;</p>
<p>Animal welfare workers were brought in to hunt down the Brazilian Wandering Spider, a species so deadly, it is credited with killing more humans than any other species of spider.  It has even earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most venomous animal in the world.</p>
<p>A worker from the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals was called in to capture the hairy legged beast.  &#8220;It was very aggressive and trying to go for me when I was putting it in the box, it was really jumping around and trying to attack me.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Dog vs Balloons</title>
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