http://www.funnyboners.com Your daily dose of humor and fun on the web. Subscribe to our feed and get daily updates! Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:38:32 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Under a crate of bananas originating from South America, a supermarket worker discovered a spider so deadly that the UK supermarket had to be closed until the creature was hunted down. 25-year-old Kate Whitmore said, "I looked down and noticed this thing. I screamed for my supervisor," the shop worker told ... http://www.funnyboners.com/deadly-spider-found-in-supermarket/ People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) has named its worst-dressed celebrities for 2008. Aretha Franklin has topped the list because she continues to wear fur. PETA wrote of the chunky diva, "Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were ... http://www.funnyboners.com/petas-worst-dressed-celebrities-of-2008/ The crew of the Star Trek: TOS set to Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" with an emphasis to mind-altering substances. http://www.funnyboners.com/white-rabbit/ How long does the startup sound of a powerbook really last? Apparently for the people in this library...a little too long! http://www.funnyboners.com/powerbook-start-up-sound-prank/ Donnie's four day hold-up at the airport makes for some heavy duty Photoshop diversion. http://www.funnyboners.com/you-suck-at-photoshop-6/ Posted on Craigslist last summer: 8x8x16 Cement Block - $1 I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8"x8"x16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block. You pick them up and move them yourself. Please don't waste my ... http://www.funnyboners.com/cement-blocks-for-sale/ A Panamanian call center rep insults an American customer trying to buy a computer. When the customer tries to bail out of the deal when he learns the PC does not include a pair of speakers, the rep starts calling him a little pussy girl. This might be bullshit, but we'll ... http://www.funnyboners.com/call-center-berates-pc-buyer/ In London, musician David Garrett tripped while carrying his 18th century violin as he was leaving London's Barbican Hall after a performance, breaking it to pieces. "I had it over my shoulder in its case and I fell down a concrete flight of stairs backward," Garrett said Thursday. "When I opened the ... http://www.funnyboners.com/musician-falls-and-breaks-1m-violin/ The NYC street performer known as "The Naked Cowboy" is suing Mars, Inc. for millions of dollars because an M&M candy on a Times Square billboard sports the same look he does - cowboy hat, cowboy boots and white briefs. For nearly a decade, Robert Burck has been a fixture in ... http://www.funnyboners.com/naked-cowboy-sues-mms/ Baltimore police officer Salvatore Rivieri was suspended when a YouTube video surfaced showing him roughing up a teenage skateboarder. The burly officer grabs the 14-year old kid, drags him into the ground and puts him in a headlock. When the boy denies doing anything, Rivieri responds: "First of all, you're disrespecting ... http://www.funnyboners.com/baltimore-cop-vs-skateboarder/